What is a Newpaper??

Who even reads newspapers anymore? Only time I actually picked up a newspaper was when they use to put comics in them or if I was in the newspaper from sports... OTHERWISE I would never pick up a new paper. They are "DRY" which makes it BORING. They talk about either what’s happening around the world, your city, or your local community about a RAPIST. OR someone you know just got arrested for attempt murder. To me that's not even interesting, to me that is BAD NEWS which typically sucks. Why would I even want to pick a newspaper up when I can just get on a social network and find everything I need to know about what’s going on in the world today. I believe these newspaper companies are being outnumbered by the "SOCIAL MEDIA" treating these new paper companies like POOP. It’s sad to say that these newspaper companies are becoming an endangered species LOL. But how am I going to get my front page article of me dunking on LeBron when newspapers are EXTINCT??  I am probably going have to buy the article off the internet. Then get it shipped to my house which is going to cost like 10 dollars instead of a single dollar and some change since this new generation basically put the newspaper industry 6 feet deep into the ground!!! All this technology is really taking control of the new generation kids brought into this world. Imagine 50 years from now, smh “SHEESH!!!” The world might be a total chaos. However, I believe the “USA TODAY” newspaper company is probably going to last the longest because they are talking about everything evolving the world. Rather its war, government, or a epidemic virus that’s going to kill us all it’s all going to be in “USA TODAY”